The earth is definitely doomed (c)
Эээдс!!! 
Learning a language is not rocket science. Every French person can speak French, every German person can speak German, and there are no Mandarin Chinese people sitting in the corner saying, "Our language is too hard, we can't do it." Last year I did 71 stand-up gigs in French; next I'm going to do Russian, Arabic and Spanish.
Русский, Эдди, пусть это будет русский, плиииззз!!!
I try not to have treasured possessions. The iPhone is very useful and there are family members close to me, but my mum died when I was a kid and I don't think I'll ever get over that. I hate the idea of getting attached to someone and then they pass on. People say time heals, but it doesn't.
So sad
Learning a language is not rocket science. Every French person can speak French, every German person can speak German, and there are no Mandarin Chinese people sitting in the corner saying, "Our language is too hard, we can't do it." Last year I did 71 stand-up gigs in French; next I'm going to do Russian, Arabic and Spanish.
Русский, Эдди, пусть это будет русский, плиииззз!!!
I try not to have treasured possessions. The iPhone is very useful and there are family members close to me, but my mum died when I was a kid and I don't think I'll ever get over that. I hate the idea of getting attached to someone and then they pass on. People say time heals, but it doesn't.
So sad